The three-minute speed World Cup makes you laugh off the hot stem of big teeth, all here!
Beijing, Beijing, November 20 (reporter Xing Rui) in addition to the thrilling matches in each World Cup, the highlights inside and outside the stadium are also the focus of attention. The endless hot stems and the expression packages flying all over the sky also add a lot of joy to the tense and exciting events. From “Octopus Emperor” Paul to “snack” of Loew, and then to “Neymar roll”, how much impression do you have on those World Cup hot stalks that used to make people laugh?
The “small curve” full of hunger
during the 2018 World Cup in Russia, Brazilian star Neymar became angry. From the group stage to the top eight, the jokes and disputes about him never stopped.
At the beginning of the competition, Neymar was sent to the hot search for Lei Ren’s modeling. At that time, he had golden curly hair on his head, and his curly hair was covered with black scalp, just like a bowl of instant noodles on his head. The unique “small curve” immediately became a hot topic for fans.
With the deepening of the group match, Brazil’s performance was flat and Neymar was also questioned. While criticizing Neymar, foreign media began to satirize his weird look.
Neymar rolled
Maybe he couldn’t accept the mockery of the whole network group. Neymar finally replaced “small curve” with conservative black short hair before the 1/8 final began. Neymar, who changed the shape, thought he could block the crowd, but one of his actions in the competition directly made himself a rolling expression package.
In the 1/8 final against Mexico, Mexican players stepped on Neymar’s right ankle outside the sideline, and Neymar, who was “critical”, began to roll on the ground, crying bitterly. Later, the referee and his teammates came to surround Neymar, but the fragile man still rolled around the ground.
This is not Neymar’s first roll. In the group match, Neymar rolled N +1 circles on the ground like a roller after being shoveled by his opponent. Foreign media have counted that Neymar lay on the ground for 14 minutes after being fouled in four matches. That is to say, if Neymar starts to roll after falling to the ground, then he rolls like a ball for 14 minutes.
For a time, the Internet was full of ridicule and ridicule of Neymar, and a new word was born: Neymar Rolling.
Jokes around the world are not idle. They made Neymar’s tumbling action into a moving picture expression package.
For example, Neymar who rolls flexibly on the road and successfully avoids all cars.
There is also the avalanche version of Neymar “.
Bowling with “Neymar roll”, the score is perfect.
I am Leo Massey……
In addition to Neymar, Argentine superstar Macy was also spoof during the World Cup in Russia. All this starts with Argentina’s first World Cup show. In the match against Iceland, Macy missed penalty kick, leading to Argentina’s 1-1 draw.
As the spokesman of a famous drink, Macy’s slogan “I am Leo-Macy, I am not born strong, I am just born strong” was widely spread during the World Cup. However, after Macy’s loss, this slogan was tampered with by netizens into a joke, coupled with a scene of Macy’s lying on the lawn, in order to ridicule the performance of Argentina and the mood of Argentine fans at that time.
The explosion in Argentina is only the beginning. In the following games, many popular teams won the championship one after another. As a result, players from all countries have similar expression packages.
Kijelini, a little salty
I still remember that Uruguay player Suarez opened his mouth and bit Italian defender kijelini during the World Cup in Brazil. This shocking event not only had a bad impact on the players, but also became the source of material for the jokes.
Netizens opened their brains and created popular jokes such as “Zhenzhen body”, “tongue tip body” and “Huzhu lattice body” for Suarez’s “eating people” incident.
Zhen’s body :
“Fang Cai Su Shen took a bite of chijelini, and his movement was extremely fierce. He thought privately that if the referee saw it, it would be excellent to give Zhang red card……” “Speak words!” Referee Black whistle.”
Tip of the tongue :
the group match is not over yet, and Suarez has already started a day’s work. He decided to take a chance and go to the back court of Italy to find a precious ingredient.
The strong men in the Apennines Peninsula are a gift from heaven; The shoulder meat of the central defender is the best in the ingredients. After about 75 minutes of exercise, the shoulder meat is fully moved, the meat is tender and juicy, and the salt of sweat is added. Such rare ingredients, combined with simple and direct eating methods, make this food more precious.
Return the pearl body :
Suarez: kijelini, I really like you, whether it is you with rough skin, you with fresh meat or you with sweat now, I like it very much.
Advertising body :
Chiellini, a little salty.
The stage is as big as the teeth.
Loff’s “snacks”
in every World Cup, besides the players’ performance, the every move of the coaches is also a hot topic for fans. Former German coach Loew was once “world famous” for his nose-picking actions “.
The first time Loew was shot to dig his nose was traced back to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. At that time, the camera shot Loew dug his nose and ate it. Since then, cameramen seem to be very keen on shooting Loew’s bad habit.
The exposed Loew had no tendency to converge at all. In the World Cup in Brazil, he enjoyed the pleasure of digging boogers while shaking hands with Ronaldo with his hand that had dug boogers. I don’t know whether the depressed mood of “president” was cured by this authentic “German cuisine” at that time.
“Octopus Emperor” Paul
if the World Cup is the most bizarre and mysterious, South Africa’s World Cup is definitely on the list. Many years later, the fans may forget the tears of Zheng Dasheng’s “mining Edition” and forget that Fran’s gorgeous side shot in the air, but an octopus raised in AOPO Hausen aquarium in Germany, it became famous overnight and left an indelible mark in the history of the World Cup.
During the World Cup in South Africa, the octopus named Paul accurately predicted the outcome of eight matches, including the final of Spain’s victory over Holland and the semi-final of Spain’s victory over Germany.
The extraordinary prediction ability made Paul the biggest protagonist of that World Cup, and the fans gave it to the altar and called him “Octopus Emperor”. After successfully predicting the results of the semi-final, Paul’s name appeared on the menu of many restaurants and the canteen of the school company. Out of anger towards Octopus Emperor’s “treason, many Germans chose octopus for lunch or dinner.
And on the other side of the distant ocean, Paul has also become the “attachment symbol” of Chinese students. The saying “trust Paul and never fail the subject” is all the rage on the Internet.
After the birth of “Octopus Emperor”, the roles similar to Paul will appear in every World Cup, such as Liu Yuxi, “Crow mouth” Bailey, etc. In the upcoming World Cup in Qatar, we will wait and see who will become the “Great God of prediction”, who will become the “master of poisonous milk” and what interesting jokes will be born. (Finished)